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by GinoX » Fri May 31, 2013 1:29 pm

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by GinoX » Fri Sep 23, 2011 4:28 pm

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'
The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'
'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test The optician showed him a card with the letters
'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
'Can you read this?' the optician asked.
'Read it?' the Polish guy replied, 'I just KNOW the guy.'

by GinoX » Thu May 19, 2011 8:55 pm

La Mejicana:

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increeze."
"The first is that I iron better than choo."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?" <looks behind her at the living room>

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than choo."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did"
Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he???" <folds her arms>

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than choo in the bed."
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.
"And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora, que va...... The gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

by GinoX » Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:44 am

Anodda kya joke:

The best engine in the world is juuuuuust a pussy.

It takes any sized piston, is self lubricating, starts with 1 finger and every 4 weeks does its own oil change. You just give it a rub to warm it up and if you fuck it and fuck good, it still works.

Pity though, the management system is so fucking temperamental!!

by GinoX » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:15 am

Mi ta bisabo, noh. Si boeki di cara tbt existi es temponan aya. ombo. Asinaki lo ela ziet eruit swa.

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by GinoX » Thu Nov 04, 2010 4:02 pm

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by chicken wings » Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:50 am

now thats some strong CHEDDA!!

by GinoX » Tue Sep 21, 2010 11:39 am

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