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[MenaceIIsociety]

Can't take Black Folks anywhere these days, ha ha.



Black Folk in Heavan



Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have Black folks up here in Heaven who are causing some problems.


They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, ham hock, sparerib, and pig feet bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folk are walking around with one wing.

They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds.


Some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messin up they hair

The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil.

"The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on.

"The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello Lord, what can I do for you?" The Lord replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there."

The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and put the Lord on hold.


After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?"

The Lord said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe..... hold on, Lord". This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Lord, I can't talk right now. These Negroes dun put the fire out, and are trying
to install air conditioning!"

[MenaceIIsociety]

Un moreno y su esposa que fueron invitados a una fiesta de disfraces. El
>>>le dice a su esposa que vaya a comprar los disfraces. Por la noche,
>>>cuando
>>>llega del trabajo, encuentra en la cama un disfraz de Superman y
>>>gritando le dice a la esposa: "?Que mierda es esto?
>>>Tu eres bruta o que?" ?Cuando has visto a un Superman negro? Vete y
>>>cambialo por algo mejor, carajo.
>>>la esposa molesta va a la tienda y lo cambia por el de Batman. Al llegar
>>>a su casa, el esposo le grita: ¿Eres cojuda o que?
>>>¿Cuando has visto a un Batman negro?...Vete y cambialo por algo mejor.
>>>La esposa recontra asadaza devuelve el disfraz y compra varias cosas.
>>>Sobre
la cama coloca 3 botones blancos, una correa blanca y un pedazo de
>>>madera de 2x4.
>>>Cuando el esposo llega del trabajo y encuentra esos objetos en la cama,
>>>le dice a la
>>>mujer: ¿Que mierda es esto? a lo que la esposa le contesta:
>>>
>>>"Mira huevonazo, tienes 3 opciones:
>>>1 . Te quitas la ropa, te pegas los botones al cuerpo y vas de ficha de
>>>domino.
>>>2. Sino te gusta, te quitas los botones, te pones la correa blanca a la
>>>cintura y vas de galleta Oreo ... y
>>>3. Y si tampoco te gusta, te metes el pedazo de madera al culo y vas de
>>>helado de chocolate... negro de mierda!!!

[MenaceIIsociety]

> >A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I

> >can get a haircut ?"The barber looks around the shop and says, "About

> >2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his
> >head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The

> >barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3
> >hours."
> >The guy leaves. A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop

> >and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks
> >around the
>shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves. The
> >barber
> >looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that
> >guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait
> >for a haircut, but then doesn't come back." A little while later,
> >Bill comes back in to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber
> >asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears
in his eyes and says, "Your house!"

[MenaceIIsociety]

Wife is dreaming in the middle of the nite and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back.

Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts his ass, and then realizes:
"Damn, I am the husband!"

[MenaceIIsociety]

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
> >> many kinds of boobies are there?
> >>
> >> The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of
> >> breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round
> >> and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still
> >> nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
> >>
> >> "Onions?"
> >>
> >> "Yes, you see them and they make you cry."
> >>
> >> This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
>
> >> many kinds of 'willies' are
there?"
> >>
> >> The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes
> >> through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak
> >> tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch,
>flexible
> >> but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas
> >> tree."
> >>
> >> "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are
> >> for decoration only."

[Kamikaze]

A grandpa walks into a grandson's apartment and sees a condom on the table. 'What's this!?' demands the grandfather.
'It's a condom," replies the grandson sheepishly.

"What do you use it for?' asks Gramps.

The grandson is surprised that his grandpa really doesn't know what a condom is, and replies, 'I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain."

To his surprise his grandpa says, "That's a great idea," and goes off to the drug store. He asks the pharmacist for a condom.

"What size would you like?" asks the pharmacist.

"Oh, big enough to fit a camel."

[Kamikaze]

Bed problemen!

Een man heeft in bed grote problemen met vroegtijdige zaadlozing en besluit een dokter te raadplegen.
Hij vraagt de dokter om een oplossing voor zijn probleem.
"Wel" zegt de dokter, "probeer jezelf te laten schrikken precies vlak voordat je klaar moet komen."
Dezelfde dag nog gaat de man naar een wapenwinkel en koopt een alarmpistool.
Thuisgekomen vindt hij zijn vrouw naakt in bed en onmiddellijk gaan zij aan de slag.
Bezig met een standje 69 voelt hij het komen en vuurt zijn alarmpistool af ...
De volgende dag gaat hij terug naar de arts en die vraagt:
"En, hoe was het?"
"Niet zo best" antwoordt de man, "toen ik het pistool afvuurde,
beet mijn vrouw bijna 6 cm van mijn penis af, piste mijn gezicht vol
en de buurman kwam uit de kast met zijn handen in de lucht."

[RiveN]

haahhaha oh fuck

[GinoX]

Esaki ta uno cu mi a tende di un brother cu un tempo tbt traha na Coastal. Ta loke su colega a pasa den.

Awo un rubiano y un boneriano a wordu manda pa Japan pa sigi un curso. Ora cu e curso a kaba nan dos a bai hasi shopping y e boneriano a haja un bril X-ray a la James Bond cumpra. Bms style di wak e chicksnan sunu nanki ora bo bisti e bril.

Ora nan a bai bek nan a pasa prome na Bonaire pa cuinda e famianan aja. Prome cu nan a drenta e cas, e boneriano a core bisti e bril aki, habri porta luga catch su miho amigo tbt formalmente cu su senjora. Ela ranka bril fei cara wak atrobe, loga ela zwaai e bril benta afo masha rabia mes. Ela bisa su colega rubiano cu e haponesnan a bende un bril cu no ta sirbi.....

[GinoX]

- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

- I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

- Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says "Dam!".

[PietjeZz]

hehehehhe....GinoX,esey nan tawata funny!

[RaceJunkie]

- Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

- Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Esey nan tawta ultra funny....

[MenaceIIsociety]

>>
>> Dear Husband:
>>
>> I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving
>>you for
>>good.
>>
>> I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I
>>have nothing
>>to show for it.
>>
>> These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called
>>to tell me
>>that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last
>>week,
>>you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair and nails
>>done,
>>cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee.
>>
>> You came home and ate in two minutes,
and went straight
>>to sleep
>>after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore,
>>you don't
>>touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me
>>anymore,
>>whatever the case is, I'm gone.
>>
>>
>>
>> P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER
>>and I are
>>moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
>>
>> Your
>>EX-Wife
>>
>>
>>
>> Dear Ex-Wife
>>
>>
>>
>> Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
>> It's
>>true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a
>>good woman
>>is a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try
>>to
drown
>>out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice
>>when you
>>cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to
>>mind was
>>"You look just like a man!" My mother raised me not to say
>>anything if you
>>can't say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you
>>must have
>>gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork
>>seven
>>years ago.
>>
>> I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee
>>because
>>the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence
>>that my
>>brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and
>>your
>>negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt
>>that
we
>>could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto
>>for ten
>>million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to
>>Jamaica. But
>>when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I
>>guess. I
>>hope you have the filling life you always wanted.
>>
>> My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you
>>won't get a
>>dime from me. So take care.
>>
>>
>>
>> P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my
>>brother
>>was born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
>>
>>
>>
>> Signed Rich As Hell
>>and
Free!

[Ladcho]

whawhawhahaha...bon joke..bon joke..e mohe lo keda coba so..

esaki si bo por bisa. ..Chupe Awo..

[Kamikaze]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions”, he observed.

To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.”

He turned to the second mom “Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child’s name, Penny.”
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, “Come on, Dick, let’s go.”