Dumbest thing ever your date told you

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Dumbest thing ever your date told you

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I can think up a few from years ago:

- Can't go dragrace with you, because I wanna see my novelas. :rolleyes:

- When the lizard's tail crapped off, the lizard will grow it, right? Is the other way around possible??? :dissa:

- Sh!t, we run out of gas. Now the radio's not going to work... :eek:
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"No, not tonight, i have my period and i didn't bring any extra's"

"In the car? Why?"

"Was it good for you?"(bo mama!)
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kidsensation wrote:"

"Was it good for you?"(bo mama!)


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Post by zzt230 »

^^^^^^^^^^^
That's a good one....hahahaha
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D.Type wrote:Sexy mane su so, anto bira bisami : I've got to change clothes, are you coming?


ki ba bise ??... "kon po laga, laga t*nt* pa ken?"
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Guys, gringo only. Please read the thread before posting.
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Post by Giliano »

"No 2day i can't mother is not letting me out,but sure i would like to see it"

hmm Guess what
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Post by MenaceIIsociety »

no I can't because " mi tin poe poe "

Josefa " please Benancio take out, it hurts"
Benancio " no josefa it feel good "
Josefa " I want to fart "
Benancio " (respo e) belch it.......buuurp"
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Post by ram »

Baby, I want to have sex!
Answer: Mi tin dolor di cabes!! :sleepin: :sleepin:
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ram wrote:Baby, I want to have sex!
Answer: Mi tin dolor di cabes!! :sleepin: :sleepin:


hahah! :biggrin:
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Post by zzt230 »

No honey, not tonight, my BF is arriving tonight

Wtf, I don't care, we'll do it before he arrives buahahahaha
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Post by Pmr racing »

Baby let's have sex now, No why my brother is the room....
Wtf he is doing in u room , fucking a girl.....
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