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dave chapelle again..
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Dudes, mi tbt search riba youtube and mi a hanja e kos aki eta funny! enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8IRIYBSnk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D8IRIYBSnk
How a mathematician will write a love letter 
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of t radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at Parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun will be making an angle of 160 degrees with the horizon, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
PythagoraS
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of t radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at Parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun will be making an angle of 160 degrees with the horizon, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima of an unknown function.
Yours ever loving,
PythagoraS
The make up of any "culture" must evolve or die.....
The roots remain...
but as with anything(everthing) else it is up to those who are the future to shape the future.
Management Course Chapter 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Recap: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Recap: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
The make up of any "culture" must evolve or die.....
The roots remain...
but as with anything(everthing) else it is up to those who are the future to shape the future.
Yo Momma so Smelly she made Right Guard call for backup
Yo Momma so Smelly her crap is glad to escape!!!
Yo Momma so Smelly that standing next to a skunk, the Skunko smells sweet!
Yo Mama So Stupid I told her drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder
Yo Mama So Stupid she invented a silent car alarm.
Yo' mama is so fat, she jumped up and got stuck in the air
Yo' mama is so short, she committed suicide by jumping off the curb
Yo mama house so dirty, I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.
Yo Mama So Stupid, it takes her two hours to watch a 60 Minutes program.
The make up of any "culture" must evolve or die.....
The roots remain...
but as with anything(everthing) else it is up to those who are the future to shape the future.
Hombo, si ta p'abo bira un pastoor anto bo no sa bo bijbel.........
Anyway, un pastoor a ofrese un soeur lift. E soeur a drenta, sinta y a crusa su pianan forsando asina su gown di baha revelando su pia. Eenmaal na caminda, e pastoor no a perde pa gana y a pone su man riba pia di e soeur.
E soeur a wak e mang di e pastoor anto a bis'e: Shon pastoor, bo ta corda Psalmo 129?
Pastoor a core kita mang, pero den un birada ela cambia speed y bolbe pone su mang. E soeur wak'e den su cara y a bolbe bis'e: Shon pastoor, bo ta corda Psalmo 129?
E pastoor a haja maltrip y a pidi despensa: Sorry zuster, pero curpa ta pidi.... bo mes sa. Nan a yega n'e convento, e soeur a hala rosea grandi anto sacundiendo cabes ela baha fei auto.
Pastoor a jega su pastorie, core baha fei auto, drenta paden y bai buska di biaha den buki kiko Psalmo 129 ta. E ta bisa: 'Go forth and seek, and further up you will find glory.'
Anyway, un pastoor a ofrese un soeur lift. E soeur a drenta, sinta y a crusa su pianan forsando asina su gown di baha revelando su pia. Eenmaal na caminda, e pastoor no a perde pa gana y a pone su man riba pia di e soeur.
E soeur a wak e mang di e pastoor anto a bis'e: Shon pastoor, bo ta corda Psalmo 129?
Pastoor a core kita mang, pero den un birada ela cambia speed y bolbe pone su mang. E soeur wak'e den su cara y a bolbe bis'e: Shon pastoor, bo ta corda Psalmo 129?
E pastoor a haja maltrip y a pidi despensa: Sorry zuster, pero curpa ta pidi.... bo mes sa. Nan a yega n'e convento, e soeur a hala rosea grandi anto sacundiendo cabes ela baha fei auto.
Pastoor a jega su pastorie, core baha fei auto, drenta paden y bai buska di biaha den buki kiko Psalmo 129 ta. E ta bisa: 'Go forth and seek, and further up you will find glory.'
The make up of any "culture" must evolve or die.....
The roots remain...
but as with anything(everthing) else it is up to those who are the future to shape the future.
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
The make up of any "culture" must evolve or die.....
The roots remain...
but as with anything(everthing) else it is up to those who are the future to shape the future.
Kant'i lamang n'e parti di beach unda bo ta banja sunu na Scheveningen, un antiano a tuma un luga pa e por dal un zonnebad. Ora ela kaba di "settle" ela ripara dos mucha muher chikito ta jagando serka. Ela core tapa su mes cu e corant...
Un di e muchanan a puntr'e: "Min'eer, wat hebt daarnet bedekt?"
E antiano, pensando lihe, a contesta: "Een klein vogeltje. Te veel zon, weet je wel. Okee, boso bai awo, ga weg."
Y... despues ela kai sonjo.
Ora ela spierta, ela ripara cu e tbt den hospitaal anto pata pata di dolor. E ta wak dokter tbt preparando pa ruim op y un polis tbt jud'e. E polis a wak cu e antiano ta bij, ela puntr'e:" Man, wat is er toch in godsnaam gebeurd met jou."
E antiano, dolor ta dal'e, a bisa: "Hambo shon polis, ik was aan het zonnebaden en toen kwam deze meisjes langs. En toen vroegen ze me iets en toen moest ik een hoofd gooien. En toen ik wakker kwam, vind ik me hier liggen... in een hoop van pijn"
E polis a bai cu un patruya n'e beach, haja e muchanan anto a puntra nan:" Kunnen jullie mij vertellen wat er met die man gebeurd is?"
E muchanan, un tiki spanta, a cont'e: "We hebben niks niks ergs gedaan, meneer. We speelden alleen maar met z'n vogeltje. Maar toen dat vogeltje ons had gespuugd, heb ik z'n nek gebroken, z'n twee eitjes stuk geslagen en mijn vriendin heeft het nestje in de fik gestoken..."
Un di e muchanan a puntr'e: "Min'eer, wat hebt daarnet bedekt?"
E antiano, pensando lihe, a contesta: "Een klein vogeltje. Te veel zon, weet je wel. Okee, boso bai awo, ga weg."
Y... despues ela kai sonjo.
Ora ela spierta, ela ripara cu e tbt den hospitaal anto pata pata di dolor. E ta wak dokter tbt preparando pa ruim op y un polis tbt jud'e. E polis a wak cu e antiano ta bij, ela puntr'e:" Man, wat is er toch in godsnaam gebeurd met jou."
E antiano, dolor ta dal'e, a bisa: "Hambo shon polis, ik was aan het zonnebaden en toen kwam deze meisjes langs. En toen vroegen ze me iets en toen moest ik een hoofd gooien. En toen ik wakker kwam, vind ik me hier liggen... in een hoop van pijn"
E polis a bai cu un patruya n'e beach, haja e muchanan anto a puntra nan:" Kunnen jullie mij vertellen wat er met die man gebeurd is?"
E muchanan, un tiki spanta, a cont'e: "We hebben niks niks ergs gedaan, meneer. We speelden alleen maar met z'n vogeltje. Maar toen dat vogeltje ons had gespuugd, heb ik z'n nek gebroken, z'n twee eitjes stuk geslagen en mijn vriendin heeft het nestje in de fik gestoken..."
The make up of any "culture" must evolve or die.....
The roots remain...
but as with anything(everthing) else it is up to those who are the future to shape the future.